Romance, Laughs and a Little Bit of Cheek- Valentine’s Day Starts Here

Valentine’s Day is that magical moment in the year when love gets centre stage. Whether you’re the grand romantic type, the playful flirt or someone who shows love through laughter, this is the day to lean into it. Candles are lit, phones are put down and suddenly it’s all about connection, memories and making your favourite person feel seriously special.

At Porky Penguin, Valentine’s Day is not about last minute panic buying or generic gifts that say nothing. It is about meaningful keepsakes, cheeky surprises and experiences that bring you closer together. If you want romance with personality and a little wink of fun, you are in exactly the right place.

Love Is in the Details

Anyone can buy chocolates or flowers. The real magic comes from gifts that feel personal, interactive and designed to last longer than one evening. That is why our Valentine’s range focuses on creating moments rather than ticking boxes.

From playful date ideas to personalised keepsakes and spicy little surprises, everything is designed to help you celebrate your relationship your way.

The Date Deck- A Whole Year of Unforgettable Dates

If you want a gift that keeps on giving long after Valentine’s Day is over, The Date Deck is a total game changer.

Each beautifully designed card introduces a unique date idea, taking the pressure out of planning while keeping the excitement alive. Every card includes an interactive QR code, giving you access to extra details, inspiration and clever twists to help you bring the date to life effortlessly.

But that is not where it stops. We went one step further to make your dates even more memorable. Twenty six of the cards include exclusive printable extras that you can print at home. Think cut out decision dice for when neither of you can choose, scavenger hunts to spark adventure and even naughty tokens for when the mood turns playful.

With everything you need right at your fingertips, The Date Deck helps you create a full year of connection, laughter and romance without the stress. It is thoughtful, fun and perfect for couples who want to keep things exciting.

Little Bag of Sexy Love Tokens- Naughty or Nice, You Decide

Sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make you grin before you even open them. The Little Bag of Sexy Love Tokens is designed for couples who enjoy a little flirtation mixed with personal touches.

This gorgeous keepsake includes four wooden love tokens, tucked inside a personalised fabric bag with your initials printed on the front. It is intimate, fun and completely tailored to your relationship.

You get to choose your four tokens from a deliciously cheeky selection. Options include Enthusiastic Blowjob, Soapy Shower Wank, Epic Quickie, Oily Massage, A Lovely Lie In or Date Night Your Choice, Breakfast in Bed or Fantastic Foreplay.

Whether you are feeling naughty, romantic or somewhere in between, this gift adds excitement and anticipation in the best possible way. It is perfect for Valentine’s night or for pulling out whenever you both fancy a little spark.

Aluminium Everlasting Wallet Photo Card- Love That Goes Everywhere With Them

Some gifts are quietly romantic and this one speaks volumes without saying a word.

The Aluminium Everlasting Wallet Photo Card is a beautiful keepsake designed to be carried every day. Sized exactly like a credit card, it fits neatly into a wallet or purse and is far more durable than a standard photo.

You can personalise it with a photo that means something special to you both, along with your own wording underneath. A meaningful message, a private joke or a simple reminder of your love transforms this into an everlasting reminder of your connection.

It is subtle, sentimental and incredibly touching. The kind of gift that gets noticed during quiet moments and never loses its charm.

The Little Story of Us Bag- Every Memory in One Beautiful Place

Some relationships are made up of moments that deserve to be remembered. First dates, shared adventures, inside jokes and milestones that only you understand.

The Little Story of Us Bag is a gorgeous keepsake designed to hold all of those memories in one place. Fill it with notes, dates, photos or funny reminders of your journey together. It is equally perfect as a Valentine’s gift or even as a thoughtful present for a best friend.

This is the kind of gift that grows more meaningful over time. Every time something special happens, there is a place to store it and relive it later.

Cards With Personality- Say It With Style and a Smile

No Valentine’s gift is complete without the right card and ours are anything but boring. From cheeky to romantic, playful to heartfelt, our card range lets you say exactly what you mean without sounding generic.

Whether you want laughs, love or a little bit of both, there is a card that fits your vibe perfectly.

Explore the Full Range Today

This Valentine’s Day, skip the predictable and choose gifts that create memories, spark connection and celebrate your relationship in all its glorious uniqueness.

Explore the full range of romantic gifts, cheeky surprises and unforgettable keepsakes today. Everything you need for the best day ever is waiting for you. Start creating moments that last far longer than Valentine’s Day itself.


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